Computer Humor

AFAICT - As Far As I Can Tell 
AFAIK - As Far As I Know 
AFK - Away From Keyboard 
AIUI - As I Understand It 
AOL - America Online 
ATM - At The Moment 
B2W - Back To Work 
BAK - Back At Keyboard 
BBFN - Bye Bye For Now 
BBL - Be Back Later 
BFD - Big F***ing deal!!! 
BFN - Bye, For Now 
BG (Usually in Brackets) - Big Grin 
BRB - be right back 
BRH - be right here 
BTA - But Then Again 
BTDT - Been There, Done That 
BTFM - Beats the Funk out of Me 
BTSOOM - Beats the s*** out of me 
BTW - By The Way 
BWG - Big Wide Grin 
CIS - CompuServe Information Service 
CP - Copy protection 
CU L8R - See You Later 
CYA - See ya 
CYAIH - Cya in hell. 
EG (Usually in brackets) - Evil Grin EOF - End Of File 
EOS - End of Story. 
F2F - Face to Face 
FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions 
FCS - For Christ's Sake 
FDROTFL - Falling Down Rolling On The
Floor Laughing 
FM - Fine Magic 
FOAF - Friend Of A Friend 
FOTCL - Falling Off The Chair Laughing 
FRO - F*** right off!!! 
FUA - Frequently Used Acronyms 
FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition 
FWIT - For what it's worth 
FWIW - For What It's Worth 
FYEO - For Your Eyes Only 
FYI - For Your Information 
G (Usually in brackets) - Grin 
GAL - Get a life! 
GD&WVVF - Grinning, ducking, and walking very, very fast 
GIYODS - Get It Your Own Damn Self 
GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike 
GR&D - Grinning running & ducking 
HAND - Have a nice day 
HTH - Hope this helps. 
I Think You Do 
IAE - In any event 
IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer, also IANA... such as CPA 
ICOCBW - I Could, Of Course, Be Wrong 
IIRC - If I Remember Correctly 
IITYWTMWYBMAD - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink? 
ILY - I Love You 
IMCO - In my considered opinion 
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion 
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion 
IMO - In My Opinion 
IMPO - In my pious opinion 
IMSHO - In My So Humble Opinion 
IOHO - In Our Humble Opinion 
IOW - In Other Words 
IRL - In Real Life 
ISP - Internet Service Provider 
ISTM - It Seems To Me 
ITC - It's the coolest 
ITILY - I Think I Love You 
IUD - Insert Usual Disclaimers 
IYDM - If You Don't Mind 
IYDMMA - If You Don't Mind Me Asking 
IYKWIM - If You Know What I Mean 
IYKWIMAITYD - If You Know What I Mean And
IYSWIM - If You See What I Mean 
JFYI - Just for your information 
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid 
KWIM - Know What I Mean? 
LMHO - Laughing my head off 
LOL - Laughing Out Loud 
LOTI - Laughing On The Inside 
LZ - Loser! 
NBD - No Big Deal 
NFW - No F***ing Way 
NJTH - Not Just Thinking Here 
NOYB - None Of Your Business 
NP - No Problem 
NRN - No Reply Necessary 
NTYMI - Now That You Mention It 
OIC - Oh, I See 
OTFM - Only the Facts, Ma'am 
OTL - Out To Lunch 
OTOH - On The Other Hand 
PB - Potty Break 
PEKUSH - Press Every Key Until Something Happens 
PITA - Pain In The A 
PMFJI - Pardon Me For Jumping In 
PMJI - Pardon My Jumping In 
PPL - People 
PTMM - Please Tell Me More 
PWYP - Practice What You Preach 
R - Are 
RIP - Requiescat In Pace = Rest In Peace 
ROFL - Rolling On the Floor Laughing 
ROFLASTC - Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat 
ROFLMAO - Rolling On the Floor Laughing My A** Off 
ROFLMBO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off 
ROFLPMP - Rolling On The floor laughing, peeing my pants! 
ROTM - Right On The Money 
RS - Real soon 
RSN - Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming] 
RSVP - R�pondez S'il Vous Pla�t 
RTFM - Read The F***ing Manual 
RTFMSH - Read The F**ing Manual S*** Head 
RUMF? - aRe yoU a Male or Female? 
SHIT - Sure Happy It's Thursday 
SIG - Special Interest Group 
SITD - Still in the dark 
SNAFU - Situation Normal, All F***ed Up 
SOE - Silly/Stupid Operator Error 
SOL - Sooner or Later... 
SOS - Same Old S*** 
SOS - Save Our Souls 
TAFN - That's All For Now 
TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing A Free Lunch 
TCOY - Take Ccare Of Yourself 
TIA - Thanks In Advance (also AtDhVaAnNkCsE) 
TIC - Tongue In Cheek 
TLA - Three Letter Acronym (such as this) 
TPTB - The Powers That Be 
TTBOMK - To The Best Of My Knowledge 
TTFN - Ta Ta For Now 
TTYL - Talk To You Later 
TVM - Thanks Very Much 
TWF - That was fun 
U - You 
VBG (Usually in brackets) - Very Big Grin 
WAMKSAM - Why Are You Kids Staring At Me? 
WB - Welcome Back 
WBS - Write Back Soon 
WGAS - Who gives a S***!?!? 
WRT - With Respect To; concerning 
WTF - What/Where/Who The F*** 
WTG - Way To Go 
WYSIWYAG - What You See Is What You
WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get 
WYWH - Wish You Were Here 
XXX - Three/many-many kisses (girl talking) 
YAFIYGI - You Asked For It, You Got It 
YDAGWYW - You Don't Always Get What You Want 
YGWYPF - You Get What You Pay For 
YHM - You Have Mail 
YMBJ - You must be joking 
YMMV - Your Mileage may vary 
YSWUS - Yea, Sure Whatever You Say!
(:-) Bald 
(:-D Big Mouth 
:-! Smoker 
:-# Kiss 
:-$ Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 
:'-( Crying 
:-( Sad 
:-) 8 Dolly Parton 
:-) Happy 
:-* a chaste kiss
:-{) Moustache 
:-| Disgusted 
:-| Frown 
:-o Surprised 
:-p sticking tongue out (or :-b) 
:-q deep in thought, tongue out 
:-X My Lips Are Sealed 
;-) Wink 
;-@ Swearing / Angry 
[:-) Wearing A Walkman 
|-o Very Surprised 
=:-) Dickhead 
===:-D Don King 
3:-o Cow 
8-) Wearing Glasses 
Q:-| rambo 
O:-) an angel 
O;-) an angel with a wicked thought